"Burger vs. Burrito/Transcript"
Season 1, Episode 23
Burger vs. Burrito title card
Production code: 112a
Airdate: June 11, 2013
Director: Luke Cormican
Writer: Amy Wolfram
"Artful Dodgers"
This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Burger vs. Burrito" from season 1, which aired on June 11, 2013.

Beast Boy

Titan Tower
Burrito Song/Burger Rap
Plot Point
Burger Robot

Burrito Monster

This transcript is incomplete


[Episode begins at the 'Titan Tower, where Beast Boy is dancing to some pop music in the form of a kitty cat. He transforms into his normal self and continues dancing as Cyborg joins him.]

Cyborg: Yo, Beasty! Wanna play a...

Beast Boy: Video game? [We are shown a setup game] Ha! Already set up. But first, let's grab...

Cyborg: [brings out two sodas] A couple of sodas?

Beast Boy: [teary eyed] You know me so well.

Cyborg: Well enough to know you're starving for the best food ever created! A delicious—

Beast Boy: (at the same time as Cyborg) Burrito! What? You mean a burrito? Burrito!

Cyborg: (at the same time as Beast Boy) Burger! What? You mean a burger? Burger!

[They both gasp]

Cyborg: I feel like I don't even know you anymore! [RobinStarfire, and Raven come out of the elevator.]

Robin: Hey, guys. What's up?

Beast Boy: [points at Cyborg] Cyborg thinks burgers are better than burritos!

Cyborg: Beast Boy doesn't get that burgers are stacks of deliciousiticity!

Beast Boy: Tell him which one's better, please, will you?

Starfire: Oh, that is a difficult question.

Robin: Yeah, I could go either way.

Raven: I really don't care.

Robin: Make your cases.

(Scene cuts to Cyborg preparing a show a presentation to Robin, Starfire and Raven called 'Hamburgers: Man's Crowning Achievement'. As the computer illustrates the presentation, Cyborg gives the speech.)

Cyborg: (clears throat) The hamburger features a stackable structure which allows the user to customize it to one's individual taste. (Starfire and Robin nod while Raven is reading a book) It's open-sided architecture provides a clear view of what's inside at all times. And, because of it's aerodynamically perfect design, many experts believe the burger to be a gift from a more highly advanced civilisation from beyond the stars. In conclusion, they are gooooooood. I thank you.

(The presentation ends. Robin and Starfire clap. The mat in front of them opens up, and Beast Boy rises out wearing a sombrero and playing a guitar.)


Beast Boy: (Spanish accentHola Amigos! It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song, about the most beloved food in the whole entire world!

The Burrito!

The Burrito!

It's awesome and so good to eat

The burrito!

The burrito!

It's filled with good things to eat

Da da da da da, da da da da da

Burritos are yummy and burgers are gross

Da da da da da, da da da da da

Burritos are yummy and Burgers are Gross

Cyborg: Buns, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese

Put that patty in between

It's Burger!

What? What?

It's Burger!

What? What?

It's Burger!

What? What?

Buns, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese

Put that patty in between

It's Burger!

What? What?

It's Burger!


Beast Boy: HEY! I was in the middle of my burrito song!

(He tackles Cyborg and they start fighting.)

Beast Boy (continued): Burritos are so much better!

Robin: Stop it, you guys!

(Cyborg slaps Beast Boy away.)

Beast Boy: Ow!

Cyborg: So, what do you think?

Starfire: Both are very satisfactory to me.

Raven: I still don't care.

Robin: We're going to need a taste test to settle this

(Titan Chef challenge begins. Ad the announcer speaks, Cyborg and Beast Boy cook their foods.)

Titan Chef Announcer: These culinary Titans ae no strangers to kitchen combat. Look at that concentration! Unbelievable! I've never seen anything qite like it. Amazing! Can you believe what you're seeing?

(Cyborg and Beast Boy have finished. They present their foods to the other Titans. Robin takes a bite of the burrito, Starfire pieces it with a fork, and Raven takes her bite.)

Robin: Mmm. Pretty good.

Starfire: Ooh, dee-licious.

Raven: Mmm. Yum.

Beast Boy: Yes!

(He takes out a burrito.)

Beast Boy (continued): Come here, mama.

(He kisses the burrito. Robin, Starfire and Raven prepare to try the burgers.)


Actor Voice(s)
Scott Menville Robin
Hynden Walch Starfire
Greg Cipes Beast Boy
Tara Strong Raven
Khary Payton Cyborg
Eric Bauza Titan Chef Announcer
None Silkie
Burger Robot
Burrito Monster

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