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This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Legs" from season Season 1, which aired on Wednesday, January 15, 2014.

Characters
Raven/Lady Legasus
Beast Boy
Cyborg
Robin
Starfire
Silkie
Jinx
Gizmo
Billy Numerous
See-More
Mammoth
Cinderblock
Brother Blood
Doctor Light
Lady Legasus Fangirl
Locations
Titans Tower
Jump City
Song
Life is Sad
Plot Point
Raven's Legs
This transcript is complete.



Transcript[]

Titans Tower. Living Room.
The episode begins with Raven peacefully meditating. An alarm interrupts her. The other Titans enter the room.
Robin: You know what that sound means.
Cyborg: Oh yeah!
Starfire: We are ready, Robin!
Robin: Then let's do it. Titans... dance!
Beast Boy: [Dancing.] Ha ha ha! Yeah, yeah, that's how green brother's do it! Uh, uh, uh!
Cyborg: [Dancing backwards.] Step on, take a heel, toe and hey! [Waves hands.]
Robin: [Jumps in front of Cyborg and dances] Uh, oh yeah, do the sprinkler! Cabbage patch, uh, uh, the running man!
Starfire: [Shows up dancing.] He he he he he he he! Oh shake the thing! [Shakes her butt in Raven's face.]
Raven: [Yelling.] Hey! Do you mind?! [Glares at them.]
The Titans just continue dancing. Raven grumbles and sinks into her hood.
Robin: [Approaches her, still dancing.] Hey Rav, you in there? [Peers into her hood.] Raven?..
Robin jumps into her hood to see her cowering down below.
Raven: [Screamin.] Get out! [Punches Robin out with a demonic fist. He slams into the DJ station.] I don't want to dance! [Goes back in hood.]
Beast Boy: Oh, shocking. Raven doesn't want to have fun.
Cyborg: You know, you can't hide inside that cloak your whole life. [Pokes her cloak to make it deflate.]
Starfire: [Gasps.] I believe it is the cloak that makes her this way.
Raven: [Comes back up.] So, you think if I changed cloaks, I'd change personalities?
Starfire: Perhaps. On Tamaran, we celebrate the day of Clorthog, in which-
Raven: [Claps her mouth shut.] Uh, uh, uh! Not in the mood for one of your Tamaranian stories.
Cyborg: Raven's right. It's not the cloak that makes her no fun, it's her terrible personality!
Raven growls and then vanishes.
Robin: [A light bulb pops up over his head.] I think we should try an experiment.
Titans Tower. Bathroom.
Raven is in the shower, dancing and singing.
Raven: ♪Life is sad, my dad is bad, whoa-oa! Too many things make me mad, oh la la la la, oh la la la la!♪ [During this, Robin steels stealthily steals her cloak.]
Titans Tower. Living Room.
The Titans are relaxing when Robin comes in.
Robin: Hey guys, look what I have. [Shows them demonic cloak.]
Starfire: Ooh, put on the cloak!
Robin: [Nervous.] Uh, I'm scared...
Cyborg: [Pops up.] Do it do it do it!
Robin stares at the cloak for a while, and then clasps it on.
Beast Boy: Dude, what's it like in there?
Robin: It feels safe. Mmm, quiet. Ah, so nice and dark... [Sinks into cloak.]
Beast Boy: Let me try! [He rips it off of Robin, who shrieks when the light hit him. Beast Boy then puts it on, and unwillingly becomes a rabid squid.] Whoa!
Starfire: [Picks up cloak.] I, too, would like the experience of the wearing of the cloak. [Put is on and instantly turns angry.] What are you looking at, dog face?!
Beast Boy: [Has dog face.] Uh, So mean! I
Starfire: [Turn back to normal.] Uh, I did not enjoy that.
Cyborg grabs the cloak and peers at it, seeing his reflection in the gemstone.
Robin: Careful Cyborg, that cloak really does change you.
Cyborg: Pff, whatevs! [Puts it on off screen.]
Robin: Well?
Cyborg: Well, nothing it's just a rag with a hole in it. [Pinches cloak.]
Beast Boy: [Hears a strange sound.] Ah! She's coming!
Shot of Raven's feet, slowly walking up.
Cyborg: [Tries to rip off cloak.] Uh, uh, uh, it won't come off!
Raven: [Walks up to see Beast Boy trying to rip if off Cyborg.] Ha ha, very funny guys.
Beast Boy: Ah!
Cyborg: Ah!
Robin: Ah!
Starfire: Ah!
Raven: [Confused.] What?
Cyborg: [Points at her legs.] Ah!
Beast Boy: [Dives at her legs.] You've got legs!
Robin: Gah, this is so weird! I'm only used to seeing your eyes and ah, uh, a little bit of your mouth. [Blocks out some of her face.] Ah, ooh, okay. That's better.
Raven: Come on, Give me back my cloak.
Cyborg: [Trying to rip the cloak off, wheezing and grunting.] It's stuck. [He chuckles and all four of them give a playful smile.]
Raven: [Seething with rage.] Ugh! I'm really angry at you for stealing my cloak!
Robin: [Walks up to her in surprise .] Whaaa?... Did you just share your feelings?
Raven: [Nervous.] No... I'm just trying to tell you how uncomfortable you've made me! Urgh! [Kicks Robin in the jaw.]
Robin: [Falls to the floor.] Ow. You did it again! You're sharing. Ha ha! You're a new woman without that cloak to hold you back!
Raven: Stop it! You're upsetting me! [Gives Robin another kick to the face.]
Robin: [Weakly.] Share. [He gets kicked again.] Share! [Falls to the floor, nearly dead.]
Starfire: Robin is correct! Your posture is better [Props up her back.] and you are speaking more clearly.
Beast Boy: [Hops up to her legs in the form of a bunny.] And I'm, uh, getting used to your legs. [Gets turned on.]
Starfire: See? What do you think, Cyborg?
Cyborg: [Cyborg has a thousand-yard stare and talks emotionlessly.] We live in a meaningless universe. [He retracts his legs and glides off.]
Starfire: Oh...
Beast Boy: Your legs are pretty nice, actually. [Sniffs them, and then is kicked in the face.] Uh!..
Titans Tower. Living Room.
Cyborg is meditating on the couch with a bunch of lit candles. Beast Boy walks up, interrupting him.
Beast Boy: Yo, Cy, wanna play some video games?
Cyborg: Quiet. I have to finish my father's dark work.
Beast Boy: [Sniffs air.] Do I smell vanilla?
Cyborg: Those are my ritual can- [An alarm interrupts him. Robin and Starfire run up to them.]
Robin: Titans, dance! [Beast Boy, Robin, and Starfire start dancing.]
Raven: [Off screen.] Hey! [Camera pans to her.] Give me a beat! [She starts dancing with amazing skill. The Titans can only stare at her.]
Starfire: Goodness!
Raven continues dancing, and Robin and Beast Boy are mesmerized by her hips. She smacks Cyborg with her thighs.
Cyborg: Whatever.
Raven: [Raven moves past candles, blowing them out, and continues to kill it.] Dancing IS fun! Who knew I had all these moves? [Does a hip swing.]
Beast Boy: [Beast Boy's mouth hangs open lustfully. Robin closes it for him and pats him on the head.] That girl can get down! [An alarm sounds out.] More dancing!
Robin: Stop dancing, that's the real crime alert! Titans, GO!
2 MINUTES LATER
Jump City. Downtown.
Robin is beating down Gizmo with his staff, Starfire is frying See-More with her eye beams, elephant Beast Boy is stomping on multiple Billy Numerouses, and Raven is battling Jinx.
Raven: [Flying in the air, ready for magic.] Azarath metrion- Wait, I've got legs! And I know how to use 'em!
The two supers face off western style. Then Raven delivers a flurry of kicks to her face, shouting with every one. Jinx gathers herself, but Raven shows her the heel of her shoe and then gives it to her face repeatedly. Jinx finally catches both her legs, but a 3rd one comes from nowhere and kicks her. Confused and dazed, Raven's main two legs close in and crush her face. Jinx wavers in the wind, defeated.
Raven: Wow, that feels good. Hey, why haven't I been fighting like this all my life? [Kicks the villain away.]
Beast Boy: [Jinx flies over elephant Beast Boy. He honks at her like a cat call.] Love those lovely, lovely legs, mama.
Cyborg: Azarath metrion zinthos! [He blasts Mammoth away with laser beams.]
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha, thas not even magic, bro!
Cyborg: [Angered Cyborg charges up his cannons for Beast Boy.] Azarath metrion zinthos!
Beast Boy: [Stops him.] Whoa whoa whoa, I was just joshing you, bro.
Cyborg: Whatever. [Flies off.]
Titans Tower. Living Room.
Robin is giving an announcement.
Robin: Listen up, Titans. I'm calling a meeting to discuss a time for tomorrow's meeting.
Raven: [Kindly.]I already called one. Have a seat.
Robin: Oh. Okay... [Sits down on couch with the other Titans.]
Raven: I've got an announcement to make- I'm leaving the Titans.
Beast Boy: Huh?!
Robin: What!?
Starfire: No!
Cyborg: Drama queen.
Raven: You were all right. That stupid cloak was holding me back.
Cyborg: [Talking to cloak.] Shh... don't listen to her.
Starfire: Please, Raven, you cannot leave us!
Beast Boy: Oh, what's gonna happen to those legs?
Raven: [Shows off legs.] These legs, along with the rest of me, shall henceforth be known as, "Lady Legasus!" [Golden Lady Legasus insignia appears.]
Lady Legasus: Uh! [A bright flash of light gives her a new golden suit.]
Beast Boy: [Dreamily stares at her, eyes sparkling.] "Lady Legasus," oh, wow...
Lady Legasus: Well, it's been fun- I guess. [She blasts off.]
Titans Island. Seagull Rock.
Lady Legasus lands on the rock and does a little jig.
Jump City.
Lady Legasus delivers a fast "Lightning Leg" attack to Cinderblock, gives a "Thunder Kick" to Dr. Light, flicks a "Boot-a-rang" at Brother Blood's slobbery mouth (as a bonus, the boot returns), and chokes out Gizmo with her thighs using the "Scissor Slice." A Jump City newspaper proclaims "LADY LEGASUS 'DE-FEETS' ALL VILLAINS!" She then kicks a rock to produce a monument to her leg. Crowds cheer.]
Titans Tower. Living Room.
Robin and Starfire are relaxing, and Cyborg is meditating. Pig-form Beast Boy is loudly eating grub.
Cyborg: [Annoyed.] Grr.. [Beast Boy continues to smack loudly and burp.] Classy, Beast Boy. Real classy.
Starfire: [Also annoyed.] Must you always have the sarcastic put up and smart remark!?
Cyborg: Hey, someone has to be the smart one around here. [He floats off as Beast Boy turns back into normal shape. Cyborg then tries to do a spell.] Azarath metrion zinthos! [Nothing happens.]
Beast Boy: [Walks up to him.] Dude, what are you doing?
Cyborg: Creating a portal to escape my despair. [Tries magic again.] Azarath metrion zinthos!
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha! That cloak didn't give you any powers, bro- it just made you no-fun.
Robin: Super no-fun.
Starfire: You are a total sack of the sadness, Cyborg.
Beast Boy: Ha ha ha! Yeah, grumpy grumpster mcgrumpy-pants!
Cyborg is growing very enraged.
Robin: Laughing and mocking him.] Oh, look at you. Oh, you're so sad. Oh. I'm just gonna cry all day. [Continues laughing.]
The Titans pop up around Cyborg's head in chibi form, all of them mocking him. Every laugh makes him more annoyed.
Starfire: [Above Cyborg's head.] Boo hoo. He he he he he!
Robin: [Above Cyborg's head.] Wah! My life is so dark and gloomy!
Beast Boy: [Above Cyborg's head.] Ha ha ha! Oh man! Ha ha ha, ohhh...
Cyborg: [Mega-enraged.] Grr... ENOUGH!
Cyborg goes robo-demon on them, grabbing Beast Boy and then Starfire as they scream with his tentacles. Robin tries hiding behind the couch, but screams as Cyborg also gets him in his clutches. He shakes the three in fury.
Jump City. Sidewalks.
Lady Legasus is walking around with spunk. A fangirl walks up to her with a "Lady Legasus" comic.
Fangirl: [Excited.] AHH! [Lady Legasus signs it with her bear foot.]
Lady Legasus signs it with her bear foot. The fangirl runs off, laughing with joy. A random paparazzi crowd gathers around her to take pictures, so Lady Legasus poses her legs. Then, TVs in the window behind her broadcast breaking news that the Titans are under attack by Cyborg. She jumps into action.
Titans Tower. Rooftop.
Lady Legasus flies close to the water and arrives at the rooftop, where Cyborg is terrorizing the Titans and chomping. Lady Legasus goes in boot first.
Beast Boy: [Dreamily.] Them legs...
The kick is delivered to Cyborg's head. He is shattered, and the cloak falls off of him. The other three Titans are freed, and Lady Legasus lands, smirks in arrogance and blows off her smoking boot.
Cyborg: [Broken, sparking up, and talking poorly.] I... feel... so... much... better!
Robin: [Gets up and walks towards Lady Legasus.] Raven! I mean, Lady Legasus... you came back!
Lady Legasus: I had to. Apparently, no one else can handle the dark power of my cloak. [Raven grabs her demonic cloak.] And so for the greater good of humanity, I'll resign to bear the burden of wearing it again. [She put it on, and her legs are once again concealed.]
Beast Boy: [Depressed, he lunges at her legs and paws at her cloak, trying to see them again.] NOOO! The legs! The legs are gone!
Raven: Pff. Whatever...
She then feels sorry for Beast Boy and gives him one last look at her legs, still in the golden suit. Beast Boy transforms into a hound dog and barks, once again turned on.
Off screen singer: [Singing.] ♪Baby's done a bad, bad thing!♪
The screen fades out on Beast Boy, and then the episode ends.
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