This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Pyramid Scheme" from season 3, which aired on February 15, 2016.
Characters Beast Boy Robin Cyborg Raven Starfire Boss Mummy Mummy Henchmen The Joker Batman Billy Numerous Doctor Light Pelican Gold Bear |
Locations Titans Tower Pyramids |
Song Pyramid Mummy Money |
Plot Point Mummies |
This transcript is incomplete. |
Transcript[]
- [The episode opens with the Titans (except for Cyborg) sitting on the coach. Cyborg is changing TV channels, Raven is reanding a book and Robin and Starfire are watching TV with Cyborg. Then Beast Boy climbs into bed crying.]
- Starfire: Beast Boy, your sadness is leaking from your eyeholes.
- Beast Boy: It's just... I... I can't afford the bithday present Cyborg really wants!
- Raven: Wait, [Make the book disappear.] haven't we been through this before?
- Cyborg: And besides, my birthday is like months away.
- Beast Boy: If I don't get him an expensive gift, it can ruin our friendship.
- Cyborg: That's not true! What kind of person do you think I am?!
- Raven: Yeah, yeah, this is definitely happened before.
- Beast Boy: You guys know how much he loves expensive gifts.
- Cyborg: You're making me soud like a monster!
- Beast Boy: I have to gets a job, so I can afford the expensive presents Cyborg wants!
- Cyborg: You don't! You really don't!
- Robin: Let me guess, Beast Boy, you're goin' to get a job at the pie shop.
- Beast Boy: ' I ain't gettin' a job at the pie shop. I'm gonna make money the easy way. [Get a book.] Check it.
- Robin: Wait. [Pick up the book and turn the pages.] This is a pyramid scheme!
- Cyborg: Whoa! Pyramid? As in mummies?
- Raven: T'm not sure you should do business with mummies.
- Robin: Not that kind of pyramid! [Gasps.] [Inhales deeply.] A pyramid scheme is an unsustainable business model, that promises payments to participants, based on the amount of additional people they enroll in the business, instead of focusing on the sale of goods or services to the public. [Smile and a bell dings.]
- Cyborg, Beast Boy, Raven and Starfire: Ah!
- Starfire: Oh...
- Cyborg: Mmm-hmm.