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  • (Episode starts)
  • Robin: Calling all Titans! Please assemble in the living room... For an ice cream sundae bar!
  • Cyborg: Ice cream?
  • Beast Boy: Did he scream "ice cream?"
  • Starfire: He did scream the "ice cream."
  • Raven: We all screamed "ice cream."
  • All: Ice cream!
  • Raven: Wait a second.
  • Starfire: I see no cream of ice.
  • Robin: No you don't. Because there is none. This, is a meeting.
  • Beast Boy: But dude, that's the opposite of ice cream.
  • Cyborg: (LAUGHING) We fell for the ole sundae-bar but really it's a boring meeting switcheroo.
  • Robin: I fooled you all into coming so I could show you something I've been working very hard on. (FANFARE PLAYING) The Rules of Robin.
  • All: Boo!
  • Starfire: Ba-boo!
  • Cyborg: I said, "Boo!"
  • Raven: Boo, boo, boo.
  • Robin: You don't even know what you're booing yet.
  • Raven: Well, it's a big book with your name on it. That's all we need to know.
  • Robin: It's a strict rule book on how to follow rules. "Rule number one: Follow the rules." (ALARM BLARING) I'll read the rest of the rules on the way. Titans, go! "Rule 213: Apples are to be eaten bottom to top. "No more of this sideways nonsense. "And when disposing of the stem..."
  • Man: Aaaahh! (THUD)
  • Robin: Oh, no. Not him.
  • (SCREAMING) (CRASHING)
  • Nibor: You am safe from fireless building now. No thanks to Nibor. (SCREAMING)
  • Beast Boy: Why's that dude saving that other dude from nothing?
  • (SCREAMING)
  • Cyborg: And why does he look exactly like you?
  • Starfire: Except, slightly more handsome. (LIGHT R&B MUSIC PLAYING) Yeah.
  • Robin: "Rule 75: I'm the handsome one." And he's from Bizarro World, where everyone is the opposite of someone here. He's my opposite. Lacking my intelligence, leadership and incredible athletic ability.
  • Nibor: Ahh!
  • Robin: Urgh! Ah! Everyone, this is Nibor.
  • Nibor: Goodbye, bad to meet you all.
  • Beast Boy: Really. So, so, rude.
  • Robin: That's Bizarro-speak. He usually says the opposite of what he really means. So, for him, up actually means...
  • Beast Boy: Sideways?
  • Raven: No, Beast Boy.
  • Beast Boy: Backwards.
  • Raven: Keep trying.
  • Beast Boy: Uh, lawnmower?
  • (LAWNMOWER NOISES)
  • Raven: No.
  • Robin: What are you doing here, Nibor?
  • Nibor: Bizarro Titans say, me do great job as leader and they kick me out. So now Nibor protect Jump City. (DOG BARKING) Oh, no. Dog be held hostage! (PUNCHING) (SCREAMING)
  • Robin: Maybe we should take him back to the Tower, until we figure out what to do with him.
  • (DOG BARKING)
  • Nibor: How dare you let me into your ugly home.
  • Beast Boy: (GASPING) If you don't like it, bro, then you can get out.
  • Raven: No, Beast Boy. He's saying he likes our place. Opposite-speak, remember?
  • Starfire: Perhaps we should converse more with Nibor, to better understand this strange and inconsistent manner of speech.
  • Gameshow Host: It's the "Backward Talk" game. Where contestants battle it out to try to guess what Nibor is really saying. Me hate justice and want to set all criminals free.
  • Cyborg: So, you love justice and want all criminals in jail. (CHUCKLINGZ) It's kind of fun.
  • Host: That's right Cyborg.
  • Beast Boy: Ooh, let me try.
  • Nibor: Me hate pizza.
  • Beast Boy: No way, pizza is great!
  • Host: Ooh, that's gonna cost ya.
  • Starfire: No, Beast Boy, he means me love pizza.
  • Host: Now that's more like it.
  • Nibor: Yes, yes, yes. Me hate pizza.
  • Beast Boy: You're so wrong, bro! So wrong! I can't even look at your face. Pizza's so good. That warm cheese when it goes down your throat.
  • Host: And that's all the time we have for the "Backward Talk" game.
  • Robin: Okay, Titans. Time for more Rules of Robin. "Rule 52: A superhero must train a minimum of three times a day."
  • (ALL GROANING)
  • Nibor: Ooh, me train. Watch. (SNORING)
  • Beast Boy: Whoa. I totally get him now. I wanna train like Nibor.
  • Cyborg: Me too!
  • (SNORING)
  • Raven: Way ahead of you. (SNORING)
  • Starfire: I never knew that training could be so nice.
  • Robin: Argh! This is the opposite of training.
  • Cyborg: We're just following Nibor's lead.
  • Robin: If Nibor wants to stay, he has to follow the rules.
  • Nibor: Nibor promise to follow rules.
  • Robin: Thank you. Now, let's get back to The Rules of Robin.
  • (ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
  • Nibor: Calling all Titans! Please report to living room for three hours of cardio.
  • Robin: Cardio! Who's ready to get sweaty?
  • Raven: Have a seat, Robin.
  • Robin: A seat? But, uh, that's the opposite of cardio.
  • Starfire: Yes. We have called you here under false pretenses to tell you we are making Nibor our new leader.
  • Robin: What?
  • Nibor: Me promise to be a cruel and unfair leader.
  • Robin: But rule 637 states...
  • Beast Boy: Sorry, bruh, we like Nibor's rules better.
  • Robin: He doesn't have any.
  • Raven: Don't take it personally. We just like the opposite of you better.
  • Robin: Look, guys, there's a reason I have so many rules. (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) It's so I can get the best from each of you and if Nibor becomes your leader, this team will take a big step backwards. Literally.
  • Cyborg: Backwards? (GASPS) Robin, you just helped me realize something.
  • Robin: Yes?
  • Cyborg: Nibor is Robin spelled backwards. That's crazy.
  • Robin: (SIGHS) I'll just go somewhere I'm appreciated. I never thought I'd have to use this. Wah! (ALARM BLARING) (BEEPING) (SCREAMING) (WOOSHING) Aah! Aah!
  • (DEVICE BEEPING)
  • All: Not reporting for duty, sir.
  • Robin: I don't know I didn't come here years ago. You guys are everything I ever wanted in a team. The exact opposite of my team. Grobyc. The opposite of Cyborg. Quiet, thoughtful and 99% human. Nevar. The opposite of Raven. Great attitude, smiles a lot, into spring fashion trends. Boy Beast. The opposite of Beast Boy. Smart as a whip and a real go getter, with the ability to turn into any boy in the world. And Erifrats. The opposite of Starfire.
  • Erifrats: (BELCHES)
  • Robin: Well, maybe not everyone is an improvement.
  • Erifrats: Me put you in friend zone. (KISSING AND SLURPING)
  • Robin: Stay back! Now, tell me why you got rid of Nibor.
  • Grobyc: Nibor never always want to train.
  • Boy Beast: Only eat the junk food and sleep.
  • Nevar: Me need structure.
  • Robin: Then do I have a book for you. What do you think? Can I be your new leader?
  • All: No!
  • Robin: Now, let's follow some rules. Bizarro Titans, go! Excellent form on those hurdles, Grobyc.
  • Grobyc: Aah! He compliment Grobyc's form. Who he not think he is?
  • Robin: You're doing amazing, Nevar.
  • Nevar: Hm. How polite.
  • Robin: Almost there, Boy Beast. Keep it up!
  • Boy Beast: Him too nice. Aah!
  • Robin: Great job, guys. (MUTTERING ANGRILY) Great work today, team! You really outdid yourselves.
  • Grobyc: We enjoying your leadership very much, Robin.
  • Robin: Thank you.
  • Erifrats: And me feelings for you have not changed at all.
  • Robin: Wait, is that backwards talk?
  • Boy Beast: No.
  • Robin: Was that backwards talk?
  • Nevar: Yes.
  • Robin: Hmm, very confusing. But, I'm going to assume, you all love me. Now, excuse me while I work up that new training regimen. I am just, loving these Bizarro Titans.
  • Grobyc: Ugh! Me did not know that Robin such inspirational and great leader.
  • Nevar: What am we do then?
  • Erifrats: Me not have the plan.
  • Nibor: Am you enjoying training, Titans?
  • Cyborg: Ha ha! Man, making Nibor team leader was the best idea we've ever had.
  • Grobyc: Training time am over, Nibor.
  • Nibor: Bizarro Titans and... Robin?
  • Beast Boy: What are you doing here?
  • Robin: Ah, nothing much. They just brought me over here to tell you personally, what a great job I'm doing and how they never want me to leave.
  • Starfire: That is what the Bizarro's said?
  • Robin: Yes.
  • Raven: The backwards talking guys told you how much they love you?
  • Robin: They wouldn't stop saying how much they love me... Argh! (SCREAMS DELIRIOUSLY)
  • Nevar: We am healthy and rested of Robin. Give us back Nibor, later!
  • Robin: Aah!
  • Cyborg: Listen up, you backwards bozo's. We don't want Robin.
  • Robin: Aah!
  • Erifrats: We want him very much.
  • Robin: Aah!
  • Raven: You keep him.
  • Robin: (SCREAMING)
  • Nibor: Start. START! Me did not know Bizarro Titans care so little about Nibor. Me am sorry for not leaving.
  • Erifrats: It okay, Nibor, you know we always hate you.
  • All: Urgh!
  • Nibor: Come off, guys. Let's not go home. (BEEPS)
  • (The episodes has been stopped)

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