|"Staring at the Future/Transcript"|
| Season 1, Episode 31|
|Airdate:||October 30, 2013|
|This transcript is|
|Greg Cipes||Beast Boy|
|None||Tamaranean Palace Guards|
- Featured Character(s): Beast Boy, Cyborg
- Plot Point: None.
- Venue(s): Titans Tower, Tamaran, Zippy's Pizza
- Song(s): None.
Robin: Easy, Robin. Easy. Get this serum right and you'll finally be able to grow that mustache.
[Girl scream with delgiht]
Cyborg: Make them stop saying it.
Beast Boy: Let's get out of here, bro!
Cyborg: Nothing like a little pizza to make us forget for friends' thoughtful advice.
'Beast Boy: It helps, but I think I'm gonna need a movie, too.
Beast Boy & Cyborg: [Gasps]
Beast Boy: It's mine!
Beast Boy: Drop it!
Cyborg: Let go! That floor pizza is mine!
Beast Boy: I saw it first!
Cyborg: Me too, and I'm still looking at it.
Beast Boy: So am I! Staring contest. Last one to look away from the slice gets it.
Cyborg: You're on! (Chuckles) You blinked, I win! (Chomping) Ugh! This pizza tastes like it's 30 years old! Because we've been here for... 30 years?
Beast Boy: High-five for the longest staring contest ever.
Cyborg: We got to tell the others.
Beast Boy: If they're not dead.
Cyborg: Robin! Raven! Starfire!
Beast Boy: Where is everbody? Uh, excuse me, ma'am.
Nightwing: Oh, hi, guys. Long time no see.
Cyborg & Beast Boy: Ahhh!
Beast Boy: Robin?
Cyborg: What is that thing?
Nightwing: It's not a thing. It's my baby.
Cyborg: Nobody cares about that baby!
Beast Boy: We're talking about your mullet, dude.
Nightwing: Oh, just a new look. And I go by the name Nightwing now. All part of growing up.
Beast Boy: So you and Starfire finally tied the knot, huh?
Nightwing: No. me and Batgirl.
Batgirl: Hi, guys.
[Batgirl and Nightwing kiss on the lips]
Cyborg: What happened to you, man? You used to be so much cooler! Relatively speaking.
Beast Boy: We got to get you out of here. Let's go to a movie.
Nightwing: I can't it's my night to fix dinner.
Cyborg: Says who?
Nightwing: It's just one of my responsibilities.
Beast Boy: Make it stop, Cyborg!
Cyborg: This is a nightmare! Where are the others? Where's Starfire?
Nightwing: Oh, she moved back home.
Cyborg: Maybe Raven hasn't changed. Where is she?
Nightwing: You guys want leftovers?
Nightwing: It's pasta.
Nightwing: Do you mind keeping it down? The kids are trying to sleep.
Cyborg: When we're done, you won't have to worry about your kids anymore.
Cyborg: Once we get our time machine finished, we're going to go back and fix the future so you guys don't end up like this.
Beast Boy: You're welcome, by the way.
Nightwing: Wait a minute. I like my life. I love my family.
Beastboy: Dude, your family's horrible!