Staring at the Future/Transcript

Staring at the Future/Transcript
Information
Season	1
Episode	31
Original Airdate	October 30, 2013
Production Number	116a
Guide
Previous	"Power Moves"
Next	"No Power"

This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Staring at the Future" from season 1, which aired on October 30, 2013.

Characters Beast Boy Cyborg Robin Raven Starfire	Locations Titans Tower Zippy's Pizza
Song None	Plot Point The Titans go to the future

This transcript is .

Transcript

Titans Tower.
Robin's room. He is carefully experimenting a serum.
Robin:	Easy, Robin, get this serum right, and you'll finally be able to grow the mustache [he imagines himself with a mustache, the girls look at him with his mustache and scream]
Suddenly, the ground shakes, glass is heard shattering, and Robin screams as Cyborg and Beast Boy (as a buffalo) crash through the wall.
Cyborg:	Yeeee-haw! Woo-hoo!
Robin:	Whoa, what are you doing?
Beast Boy and Cyborg:	[the word appears as they read] Indoor rodeo!
Beast Boy's legs causes Robin's stuff to break, and Robin screams as his chemicals break, and worse he gets hay covered on him.
Cyborg:	Whoo-hoo!
Beast Boy:	Yeah, alright!
They crash into Starfire's room, Starfire screams as Beast Boy and Cyborg chases her.
Beast Boy:	Hold up!
Scene cuts to Raven's room, Raven is reading her book, thumping footsteps are heard, Raven gets up and approaches to the wall, she knocks the wall, a cracking sound is heard, Cyborg and Beast Boy crashes through Raven's room, Beast Boy repeatedly stomps on Raven], Beast Boy kicks Cyborg and Cyborg crashes into the TV. Cyborg then laughs at Beast Boy.
Beast Boy:	Aw man!
Cyborg:	I believe that I just set the new indoor rodeo record! [a prize appears and it shines]
Beast Boy slaps Cyborg's hand. Starfire, off-screen, clears her throat, and she, Raven and Robin are messed up.
Beast Boy and Cyborg:	What?
Starfire:	I hope you attend to eliminate this mess.
Beast Boy:	The maid can take care of it.
Raven:	We don't have a maid.
Cyborg:	And that is our problem, how?
Beast Boy:	C'mon, we're just goofing off.
Robin:	[peels the hay of him] Life's not just about goofing off, it's also about [the word "RESPONSIBILITY" appears on his head] Responsibilities.
Beast Boy and Cyborg:	[Disgusted] Ugh! [shiver]
Robin:	What? [looks around] What's wrong?
Cyborg:	That word.
Raven:	[the word "'RESPONSIBILLITY" appears on her head] Responsibility?
Starfire touches the word. Beast Boy jumps onto Cyborg's hands, they shiver again.
Robin:	Seriously, you guys should think about the future.
Beast Boy:	We have, and it's gonna be even better than the present, 'cause things are gonna improve.
Cyborg:	[drops Beast Boy] In the future, they're gonna finally eradicate that thing you're talking about.
Starfire:	[a harp plays] Responsibility?
Robin, Raven and Starfire:	[echoing] Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility, Responsibility.
Cyborg:	Make them stop saying it!
Beast Boy:	Let's get out of here, bro!
Beast Boy and Cyborg jump out of the window, and the word "RESPONSIBILITY" drops onto the floor.
Jump City, Zippy's Pizza
At Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are eating pizza.
Cyborg:	Nothing like a little pizza to forget our friends' "thoughtful" advice.
Beast Boy:	It helps, but I think I'm gonna need a movie too.
They both grab the last slice of pizza, but then they both gasp.
Beast Boy:	Mine!
Cyborg:	Gimme! [slap-fighting with Beast Boy] That floor pizza is mine!
Beast Boy:	I saw it first.
Cyborg:	Me too, and I'm still looking at it. Beast Boy: So am I. Staring contest, last one to look away from the slice gets it. Cyborg: You're on. [They stare at the pizza, a clock is heard ticking, the sky changes from day to night repeatedly] [A rat jumps onto Beast Boy, making Beast Boy blink and lose the staring contest] Cyborg: Haha, you blinked I win [Beast Boy snaps his finger, Cyborg eats the moldy pizza, he spits it out] This pizza tastes like it's thirty years old! [Cyborg and Beast Boy look at the window, they exit Zippy's Pizza] Because we've been here for thirty years! [Zippy's Pizza looks different, rockets fly] Beast Boy: High five for the longest staring contest [they high five] Cyborg: We gotta tell the others! Beast Boy: If there not dead. [Back at the tower, seagulls are heard calling Cyborg: Robin, Raven, Starfire. Beast Boy: Where is everybody? [Music plays] Beast Boy: Uh, excuse me, ma'am. [Robin is Nightwing now, he has a baby] Nightwing: Oh, hi guys long time no see. [Beast Boy and Cyborg look shocked because of Robin's muller, a baby cries, Beast Boy and Cyborg scream] Beast Boy: Robin, what is that thing? Nightwing: It's not a thing, it's my baby. Cyborg: NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BABY! Beast Boy: We're talking about your mullet, dude. Nightwing: It's a new look, and I go by the name Nightwing now, all part of growing up. Beast Boy: So you and Starfire finally tied the knot. Nightwing: No, me and Batgirl. Batgirl: Hi guys. [she and Nightwing kiss each other] Cyborg: What happened to you, man, you used to be so much cooler, relatively speaking. Beast Boy: We gotta get you out of here, let's go to a movie. Nightwing: I can't, it's my night to fix dinner Cyborg: Says who? Nightwing: It's just one of my [the word "RESPONSIBILLITY" appears on his head] responsibilities. Beast Boy: [screams, bangs his head on Cyborg] Make it stop, Cyborg! Cyborg: This is a nightmare! We're are the others, where's Starfire? Nightwing: Oh, she moved back home. [At Tamaran, Beast Boy and Cyborg are inside Starfire's tower, Starfire is the queen now] Cyborg: Hey, Starfire. [Starfire's guards block them] [Beast Boy turns into a bear, he growls, Beast Boy and Cyborg fights Starfire's guards off-screen while Starfire watches them, Beast Boy throws a guard, a crash sound is heard off-screen] Beast Boy: Hey, Starfire, what's up with those guys? Starfire: What is up is that is I'm Queen of Tamaran, and they work for me. Beast Boy: [pushes Starfire] Great so come to the movies with us. You've got movies on this planet? Starfire: We have Gladiators Battling Dragon with Laser Eyes. Cyborg: That could be fun. Starfire: Unfortunately, I cannot join you. Beast Boy: But you're the queen, c'mon. Starfire: And with that honor comes [the word appears again] responsibilities. [Beast Boy and Cyborg screams] Cyborg: Aw, the humanity, maybe Raven hasn't changed, where is she? [At a dimension, Beast Boy and Cyborg walk on a pink platform. Cyborg: This is the nicest other-dimensional plain of ever see. Beast Boy: Eh, it's okay, Raven, Raven? [A light shines, Beast Boy covers his eyes] [Raven appears as a sun] Beast Boy: Whoa, what happened to you? Raven: Well, I defeated my dad in the ultimate of good vs. evil, afterwards I was reborn as pure energy, and all power force of good, and now I pretty much keep the universe balanced, hang on s sec, Azarath Mentrion Zinthos! Just saved a planet. Beast Boy: Good job. Cyborg: So you're like a celestial goddess or something? Raven: It's a living. What are guys doing up here, you're not dead, are you? Beast Boy: Nah, just lookin' for someone to go to the movies with us. Raven: Sorry, balancing all the good and evil throughout the galaxy is a full time job, and a big respons--- Cyborg: Don't you say that word! Don't you say that word! Beast Boy: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! [He and Cyborg screams, Raven turns into her natural look] [Back at Zippy's Pizza, Beast Boy and Cyborg are mad, a fart sound is heard] Beast Boy: Dude, the future stinks, all of our friends are stuck in dead-end jobs. Husband, bleh! Queen, what-evs, goddess of the universe, pssh. Cyborg: I cannot live in a world like this, and they shouldn't have to either. Beast Boy: You've gotta save them from themselves, but how? Cyborg: Simple, all we have to do is invent a time machine go back thirty years, and change one little thing. Then we come back to the future and everything will be different. Beast Boy: So obvious, let's do it! [Back at the Titans Tower, Beast Boy and Cyborg are building the time machine] Nightwing: You guys want leftovers? Cyborg: No! Nightwing: It's pasta. Cyborg: No! Nightwing: Do you mind keeping it down? The kids are trying to sleep. Cyborg: When we're done, you won't have to worry about your kids anymore. Nightwing: Huh? Cyborg: Once we get our time machine finished, we're gonna go back and fix the future so you guys don't end up like this. Beast Boy: Your welcome by the way. Nightwing: Wait a minute, I like my life, [holds a picture frame of him and his family] I love my family. Beast Boy: Dude, your family is horrible! [drops the picture frame] [Nightwing calls Starfire and Raven] Starfire: Yes, Robin. Nightwing: They're trying to change history. Raven: Don't do this, I command you! Beast Boy: Hey, you're not the boss of me! Raven: Technically, I am, the mortal of goddess, remember? Beast Boy: Oh yeah, well, not for long your not! Cyborg: All done, let's go, bro. [Starfire's laser beam knocks out Beast Boy and Cyborg. Nightwing: You guys are going nowhere! Cyborg: Oh yeah? [Beast Boy turns into a buffalo] You forgot, you're talking to a indoor rodeo champion. Yeeeee-haw! [Beast Boy hits Nightwing in the face, he once again repeatedly stomping on Raven, they chase Starfire again, Starfire screams] Whoo, whoo! Batgirl: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The kids. [Nightwing looks shocked, Batgirl looks angry] Nightwing: Sorry, hon. [The time machine activates] [Beast Boy and Cyborg are back in thirty years] Beast Boy: So far so good, what de we do now? Cyborg: We change one little thing, share the last slice. [slices the last slice of pizza] Beast Boy: Yes! [they both eat the sliced pizza] You think this is big enough change all to the future? Cyborg: Guess we'll have to wait thirty years to find out. [Cyborg and Beast Boy changed] You know the best part of living in a society that's broken down and there's nothing left but chaos? Beast Boy: No responsibilities? Cyborg: You know it! [an explosion is heard] [Robin, Raven and Starfire land, and are injured, part of Robin's hair is gray] Robin: [in a different voice] The Robot Overlords are taking over the entire city, how did things get into this? Cyborg: I think it had something to do with sharing a slice of pizza. Beast Boy: You think this is bad? Could have been a lot worse, man, you almost had a baby. Cyborg: And a mullet. [A crash sound is heard, the Robot Overlords appear] Robin: Run! [A Robot Overlord shoots at Robin, Raven and Starfire] Cyborg: Yep, this is a future I can live with. [A bunch of Robot Overlords chase Robin, Raven and Starfire, the screen goes black as the episode ends]