This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "The Fourth Wall" from season 3, which aired on October 20, 2015.
Characters Robin Starfire Raven Beast Boy Cyborg Control Freak |
Locations Titans Tower |
Song None |
Plot Point None |
This transcript is incomplete. |
Transcript[]
CYBORG : Oh, yeah ! It's TV night !
BEAST BOY : Let's numb our minds, yo !
CONTROL FREAK : Hello, Titans.
ROBIN : Ugh, Control Freak. Change it.
CONTROL FREAK : Don't bother changing the channel.
RAVEN : Blah, there's nothing good on tonight.
CONTROL FREAK : Stop Changing The Channel !
BEAST BOY : Sorry, I think it's the only thing on.
ROBIN : Control Freak, your evil pop culture references aren't welcome here !
STARFIRE : What is the reasoning of this interruption ?
CONTROL FREAK : Well, I heard it was TV night at the tower and I have the perfect show for you to watch. Enjoy !
RAVEN : Wait, that's us.
BEAST BOY : That's my jam ! T-I-T-A-N-S. - Go !
CYBORG : We're in a show ?
CONTROL FREAK : No, you are a show.
ROBIN : What are you talking about, you corrupt couch potato ?
CONTROL FREAK : I have turned the Teen Titans into entertainment. At this very moment, you are being broadcast to TVs around the world !
ROBIN : People are watching us ?
CONTROL FREAK : Your every move ! The audience is watching you from just beyond the fourth wall. Look for yourself.
RAVEN : People are watching us without our permission ? Ew ! What a bunch of creeps.
CYBORG : Creeps.
STARFIRE : The creeps.
BEAST BOY : You fools be creepy.
CONTROL FREAK : Hey, stop antagonizing the audience !
ROBIN : I see why you'd want to broadcast this. But what's your evil game ?
CONTROL FREAK : This show was supposed to be my greatest achievement. It was supposed to bring me awards and the respect of the entertainment industry. Instead, everyone thinks it's garbage !
STARFIRE : Why would anyone dislike us ?
CONTROL FREAK : Oh, I don't know dookie jokes !
RAVEN : We don't just do dookie jokes.
BEAST BOY : Yeah ! We do toot jokes, too, yo.
CONTROL FREAK : Your sense of humor is so lowbrow.
CYBORG : Yeah, lowbrow ! You've encapsulated us so well.
CONTROL FREAK : And then, there's your acting. If you can call incessant screaming "acting. "
STARFIRE : But we are not the acting. This is how we are !
CONTROL FREAK : That's even worse. And finally, the audience hates how you look.
ROBIN : Impossible.
CONTROL FREAK : I'm talking about the animation quality. Look for yourself.
ROBIN : Oh, I'm so sorry you didn't get any precious golden statues or industry accolades, but we don't care !
CONTROL FREAK : But you will. Because if this show doesn't get better soon, I will reboot you all.
CYBORG : You're bluffing.
CONTROL FREAK : Oh, yeah ? I've rebooted the Teen Titans once before. Look upon your previous incarnations.
CYBORG : That looks like us but better !
CONTROL FREAK : These Teen Titans were about character development, drama and heart.
ROBIN : I used to be so much cooler.
RAVEN : Shh, I want to watch.
Wow. Whoa ! Oh Oh.
BEAST BOY : What? That's how it ends?
STARFIRE : And there is no sixth season to resolve the plot's hanging from the cliff ?
ROBIN : You ended that show ? You monster.
CONTROL FREAK : Okay, okay, okay. I admit, rebooting those Titans, it was a mistake. But rebooting you won't be if you don't bring me an award and soon. Freak, out.
Robin : We do smart people comedy from now on!!! Now shut your butts, and let's get highbrow!
Robin : Cyborg! Sadness.
Cyborg : (Slightly confused-sounding, and dismal expression) Mary took her ducks to the pond where... they ate... bread... crum... (Tomato hits Cyborg)
Robin : Did you lose your heart when you got those robot parts??!? Cyborg: (Hurt gasp), Yes! Starfire: (Dramatic, erratic expression) The merry ducks went... to the POND-- Robin:That performance makes me angry!! Raven. Happiness! Raven: (in her normal voice) Mary took her ducks to the po... [missing segment] Beast Boy: (rather happy) Ma-- [missing segment] Robin: Mary... took her ducks to the pond, where they ate... bread crumbs! (Pointing arrow to tear for "Acting")