Season 1, Episode 39
Waffles title card
Production code: 120a
Airdate: 5 February 2014
Director: Luke Cormican
Writer: John Loy
"Breakfast Cheese"
"Be Mine"
This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Waffles" from season 1, which aired on 5 February 2014.
Beast Boy
Brother Blood
Titans Tower
Jump City Weapons Depot
"Waffles" by the Teen Titans
Plot Point
Waffles game
This transcript is complete.


[Episode opens to show Robin reading a newspaper.]
Cyborg: [Walks to the kitchen with Beast Boy.] Waffles!
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Robin: Excuse me?
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Robin: Waffles?
Cyborg: [Nodding.] Waffles!
Starfire: [Entering the kitchen.] Waffles?
Beast Boy and Cyborg: Waffles!
Robin: Wait. What?
Raven: [Floating across the kitchen.] Obviously they're playing some idiotic game to see who can go the longest saying only "waffles".
Beast Boy: [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
Cyborg: [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
Starfire: Oh! I wish to participate in this merriment. Waffles!
Beast Boy: [Tsking.] Waffles.
Starfire: But how does one say waffles incorrectly?
Robin: Look, guys. Saying "waffles" over and over isn't funny. It's annoying. Please stop.
Cyborg: WAAAAAAFFFFFLLLLLEEEEESSSSS! [Cyborg spits on Robin's cheek who then wipes it off with a handkerchief.]
Beast Boy: Waffles!
[Robin growls and aims a birdarang launcher at Beast Boy and Cyborg, who flinch in terror. Starfire knocks the weapon aside.]
Starfire: What Robin is trying to say is that we are having trouble understanding the point of your "waffles" game. Perhaps you can explain its appeal.
Beast Boy and Cyborg: [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
Raven: Wow. Incredibly annoying. Let's change the subject. Quick.
Robin: Good idea. How 'bout I make breakfast? What do you guys feel like?
Beast Boy and :Cyborg: Waffles!
Robin: Of course you do.
[Robin makes waffles through scene transitions as jazz music plays in the background.]
Beast Boy: [Raising eyebrows at Raven.] Waffles.
Raven: [Blushing.] Right.
Robin: [Holding a plate of waffles.] Here you go. Waffles.
Beast Boy: [Knocking plate onto Robin.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Cyborg: [Shaking head.] Waffles! Waffles? Waffles. Waffles.
Starfire: [Annoyed.] Is that not what you asked for?
Cyborg: [Holding up a picture of a sandwich.] Waffles.
Robin: [Peels the waffles off his face and sighs.] It's gonna be a long day.
Beast Boy: Waffles.
[Robin growls and aims his birdarang launcher at Beast Boy. That night (described as "A little waffle later"), the Titans are gathered in the living room.]
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Cyborg: Waffles. Waffles.
Beast Boy: Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
[Robin types on the control panel as Raven reads and Starfire watches.]
Raven: Something up?
Robin: Maybe. [Picks SOS icon as a map of Jump City scrolls until arriving at a warehouse.] The computer's picking up a strange distress signal from the other side of town. I think we should check it out.
Starfire: Then we are with you.
Raven: Let's do it.
Robin: Titans, go!
[The Titans run for the elevator.]
Cyborg: Waffles!
[Robin, Starfire, and Raven skid to a halt.]
Beast Boy: Waffles, waffles!
[Cyborg and Beast Boy run into the others and fall.]
Robin: Uh, why don't you two sit this one out?
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Raven: [As she, Robin, and Starfire board the elevator.] Yeah, we got this.
Cyborg: Wa-affles.
Robin: [As he, Raven, and Starfire approach the warehouse.] Well, this is where the distress signal's coming from.
[Robin, Starfire, and Raven enter the warehouse and look around.]
Starfire: It appears no one is here.
Raven: So, who sent the signal then?
Brother Blood: That would be me. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven look up to see Brother Blood coming out of the shadows on a railing.] Greetings, Titans.
Robin: Brother Blood!
Starfire: The fiendish headmaster of the H.I.V.E. Academy.
Raven: Creepy guy who stands under dramatic lighting.
Brother Blood: You didn't think you've seen the last of your favorite enemy? [Jumps over the railing and lands on the ground.]
Starfire: Then this was a trap!
Brother Blood: And you have stepped right in. [Presses a button on a remote that traps Robin, Starfire, and Raven inside a cage.] Thanks to our many encounters, I've prepared for every possible contingency!
Robin: [Twirling staff.] We'll see about that! [Hits staff and is electrocuted, screams.] Gah!
[Raven attempts to escape by entering a portal but keeps reappearing inside the cage. Starfire shoots starbolts but they bounce around the cage until hitting her eyes. She strains and her eyes return.]
Brother Blood: [Approaching the cage.] Like I said, every possible contingency.
Robin: What do you want, Brother Blood?
Brother Blood: What I want is simple. Control over the Titans Tower weapons arsenal.
Robin: Sorry, but I designed the system so that it can only be used by us. [Places hand on cage and it is electrocuted.]
Brother Blood: Which is why I require your voice recognition codes.
[A mic is lowered into the cage. Brother Blood's eyes turn into a swirl of red and yellow as do Raven, Starfire, and Robin's. Robin shakes his head and pushes the mic away.]
Robin: We'll never give you our voice recognition codes! Your mind control won't work on us!
Brother Blood: [Walking away from the cage.] While I know I can be very persuasive, I thought this would be more fun. [Presses button.]
Painbot: [Approaching the cage.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven stare at the robot.] Pain. [Painbot summons weapons to scare the Titans.]
Robin: [Tapping on mic.] This is Robin and I hereby authorize access.
Raven: [Mic switches to Raven.] This is Raven and I hereby authorize access.
Starfire: [Mic switches to Starfire.] This is Starfire and I hereby authorize access.
Painbot: [Retracts it's weapons.] Pain.
Brother Blood: But I was really looking forward to using this. [Pets Painbot.] I spent a lot of time making it.
Painbot: All I know is pain. All I know is pain.
Starfire: We do not like the torture.
Raven: Yeah, that looks super uncomfortable.
Robin: Besides, you still need Beast Boy's and Cyborg's authorization too, and they'll never give it up.
Brother Blood: I assure you, they will sing like birds.
Raven: Eh, I kind of doubt it.
Starfire: Not today.
Robin: Trust us.
Brother Blood: Then you underestimate me and this machine.
Painbot: Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain. Pain. Pain. [While Robin talks.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
Robin: [To Raven and Starfire.] Good call on the talking.
[At Titans Tower, Cyborg and Beast Boy karaoke.]
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
Beast Boy: [Deep.] Waffles.
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
Beast Boy: Ooh, waffles!
Cyborg: Waffles. Waffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffleess. Waaaaafffflleeess. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaaafffflleees. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaafffllee -
Brother Blood: [On the TV screen.] Hello Cyborg. Beast Boy. I have some unfortunate news. I've captured your friends and if you don't surrender immediately, you'll never see them alive again.
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Indee - Wait, what did you just say?
Cyborg: Waffles! Waffles!
Brother Blood: [Tapping on screen.] Am I coming through clearly? You understand I am making a serious threat, right?
Beast Boy: [Nodding.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
Brother Blood: You're messing with me now, aren't you?
Cyborg: Waffles.
Brother Blood: Look, you know where to find me, and don't try anything foolish because I've prepared for every possible contingency! [Screen turns off.]
Cyborg: Waffles! [Pounds fists.]
Beast Boy: Waffles! Waffles!
Cyborg: [He and Beast Boy run into the elevator. At the warehouses, He scans for the correct one.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
Beast Boy: Waffles. [He and Cyborg navigate stealthily to the warehouse. They stand behind a crate.] Waffles.
Cyborg: [Behind a crate.] Waffles.
Beast Boy: [Jumping onto a box.] Waffles.
Cyborg: [Behind a lamppost.] Waffles.
Beast Boy: and Cyborg: [Enter the warehouse.] Waffles!
Raven: I am really impressed at your commitment to this game.
Brother Blood: [On the railing.] Glad you can join our little party.
Cyborg: Waffles! [Shoots a sonic blast which Brother Blood spots with telepathy. He returns the attack to the duo, but they jump over the attack.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. [Shoots three more blasts at Brother Blood who swiftly dodges each of them before summoning Painbot.]
Painbot: [Strolls up to Beast Boy and Cyborg.] Pain. [Summons weapons.] Pain.
Cyborg: [Looking at Beast Boy.] Waffles. Waffles.
[Beast Boy and Cyborg are strapped to platforms.]
Brother Blood: Your fellow Titans have already given up their voice recognition codes. If you want to save them, you'd do the same. [Lowers mics.]
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Brother Blood: Last chance.
Painbot: Pain.
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Cyborg: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Okay, stop saying that! It's getting very irritating and it's not funny at all! [Presses button.]
Painbot: Pain. Pain. [Summons circular saw to slice Beast Boy.]
Beast Boy: Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Painbot: [Starfire and Raven look away.] Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain.
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Starfire: I cannot bear to watch!
Brother Blood: Ready to talk?
Beast Boy: [Weakly.] Waffles.
Brother Blood: Stop saying waffles!
Beast Boy: Waffles.
[Brother Blood presses button on his remote.]
Painbot: All I know is pain! [Summons weapons to torture Beast Boy and Cyborg.]
Beast Boy: [Pounded by hammer.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Cyborg: [Drilled by multiple drills.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Beast Boy: [Shot by flames.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Beast Boy and Cyborg: [Beast Boy is torched and Cyborg is electrocuted.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
[Brother Blood holds hands to his ears.]
Cyborg: [Electrocuted.] Waaaffflees! Waffles! Waaaafffleees!
Robin: [Cringing alongside Raven and Starfire.] I think I have an idea.
Raven: [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Does it involve waffles?
Robin: [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Exactly. Brother Blood may think he's prepared for every possible contingency but you can't prepare for Cyborg and Beast Boy's stupid games.
Brother Blood: Please tell your friends to just give me their voice codes. I mean, don't tell me you're not annoyed too.
Robin: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Oh, come on. You now?
Starfire: Waffles!
Raven: Waffles!
Brother Blood: It's not funny!
Robin, Starfire, and Raven: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Robin, Starfire, and Raven: [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
Brother Blood: [As Robin, Starfire, and Raven finish singing.] Stop it! Stop! [Grunts.] STOP! [Jumps on Painbot.]
Painbot: Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
[Painbot and Brother Blood crash through the warehouse door to escape as metal falling rings in the distance.]
Robin, Starfire and Raven: [Singing.] Waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles!
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not funny anymore.
Raven: What?
Cyborg: The waffles thing? You guys are so annoying.
Starfire: But, was this not your game?
Beast Boy: [Now as a skeleton due to his injuries.] And you guys ruined it.
Cyborg: [Dismembered due to his injuries.] Thanks a lot. [Head rolls off.]
Raven: [To Robin.] So, how do we get out of this cage?
Robin: Waffles.

Episode ends.

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