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"Waffles/Transcript"
Season 1, Episode 39
Waffles title card
Production code: 120a
Airdate: 5 February 2014
Credits
Director: Luke Cormican
Writer: John Loy
Transcripts
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This article is a transcript of the Teen Titans Go! episode "Waffles" from season 1, which aired on 5 February 2014.
Characters
Beast Boy
Cyborg
Raven
Robin
Starfire
Brother Blood
Painbot
Locations
Titans Tower
Jump City Weapons Depot
Song
"Waffles" by the Teen Titans
Plot Point
Waffles game
This transcript is complete.


Transcript

[Episode opens to show Robin reading a newspaper.]
Cyborg: [Walks to the kitchen with Beast Boy.] Waffles!
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Robin: Excuse me?
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Robin: Waffles?
Cyborg: [Nodding.] Waffles!
Starfire: [Entering the kitchen.] Waffles?
Beast Boy and Cyborg: Waffles!
Robin: Wait. What?
Raven: [Floating across the kitchen.] Obviously they're playing some idiotic game to see who can go the longest saying only "waffles".
Beast Boy: [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
Cyborg: [Pointing at Raven.] Waffles!
Starfire: Oh! I wish to participate in this merriment. Waffles!
Beast Boy: [Tsking.] Waffles.
Starfire: But how does one say waffles incorrectly?
Robin: Look, guys. Saying "waffles" over and over isn't funny. It's annoying. Please stop.
Cyborg: WAAAAAAFFFFFLLLLLEEEEESSSSS! [Cyborg spits on Robin's cheek who then wipes it off with a handkerchief.]
Beast Boy: Waffles!
[Robin growls and aims a birdarang launcher at Beast Boy and Cyborg, who flinch in terror. Starfire knocks the weapon aside.]
Starfire: What Robin is trying to say is that we are having trouble understanding the point of your "waffles" game. Perhaps you can explain its appeal.
Beast Boy and Cyborg: [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
Raven: Wow. Incredibly annoying. Let's change the subject. Quick.
Robin: Good idea. How 'bout I make breakfast? What do you guys feel like?
Beast Boy and :Cyborg: Waffles!
Robin: Of course you do.
[Robin makes waffles through scene transitions as jazz music plays in the background.]
Beast Boy: [Raising eyebrows at Raven.] Waffles.
Raven: [Blushing.] Right.
Robin: [Holding a plate of waffles.] Here you go. Waffles.
Beast Boy: [Knocking plate onto Robin.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Cyborg: [Shaking head.] Waffles! Waffles? Waffles. Waffles.
Starfire: [Annoyed.] Is that not what you asked for?
Cyborg: [Holding up a picture of a sandwich.] Waffles.
Robin: [Peels the waffles off his face and sighs.] It's gonna be a long day.
Beast Boy: Waffles.
[Robin growls and aims his birdarang launcher at Beast Boy. That night (described as "A little waffle later"), the Titans are gathered in the living room.]
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Cyborg: Waffles. Waffles.
Beast Boy: Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
[Robin types on the control panel as Raven reads and Starfire watches.]
Raven: Something up?
Robin: Maybe. [Picks SOS icon as a map of Jump City scrolls until arriving at a warehouse.] The computer's picking up a strange distress signal from the other side of town. I think we should check it out.
Starfire: Then we are with you.
Raven: Let's do it.
Robin: Titans, go!
[The Titans run for the elevator.]
Cyborg: Waffles!
[Robin, Starfire, and Raven skid to a halt.]
Beast Boy: Waffles, waffles!
[Cyborg and Beast Boy run into the others and fall.]
Robin: Uh, why don't you two sit this one out?
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Raven: [As she, Robin, and Starfire board the elevator.] Yeah, we got this.
Cyborg: Wa-affles.
Robin: [As he, Raven, and Starfire approach the warehouse.] Well, this is where the distress signal's coming from.
[Robin, Starfire, and Raven enter the warehouse and look around.]
Starfire: It appears no one is here.
Raven: So, who sent the signal then?
Brother Blood: That would be me. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven look up to see Brother Blood coming out of the shadows on a railing.] Greetings, Titans.
Robin: Brother Blood!
Starfire: The fiendish headmaster of the H.I.V.E. Academy.
Raven: Creepy guy who stands under dramatic lighting.
Brother Blood: You didn't think you've seen the last of your favorite enemy? [Jumps over the railing and lands on the ground.]
Starfire: Then this was a trap!
Brother Blood: And you have stepped right in. [Presses a button on a remote that traps Robin, Starfire, and Raven inside a cage.] Thanks to our many encounters, I've prepared for every possible contingency!
Robin: [Twirling staff.] We'll see about that! [Hits staff and is electrocuted, screams.] Gah!
[Raven attempts to escape by entering a portal but keeps reappearing inside the cage. Starfire shoots starbolts but they bounce around the cage until hitting her eyes. She strains and her eyes return.]
Brother Blood: [Approaching the cage.] Like I said, every possible contingency.
Robin: What do you want, Brother Blood?
Brother Blood: What I want is simple. Control over the Titans Tower weapons arsenal.
Robin: Sorry, but I designed the system so that it can only be used by us. [Places hand on cage and it is electrocuted.]
Brother Blood: Which is why I require your voice recognition codes.
[A mic is lowered into the cage. Brother Blood's eyes turn into a swirl of red and yellow as do Raven, Starfire, and Robin's. Robin shakes his head and pushes the mic away.]
Robin: We'll never give you our voice recognition codes! Your mind control won't work on us!
Brother Blood: [Walking away from the cage.] While I know I can be very persuasive, I thought this would be more fun. [Presses button.]
Painbot: [Approaching the cage.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Robin, Starfire, and Raven stare at the robot.] Pain. [Painbot summons weapons to scare the Titans.]
Robin: [Tapping on mic.] This is Robin and I hereby authorize access.
Raven: [Mic switches to Raven.] This is Raven and I hereby authorize access.
Starfire: [Mic switches to Starfire.] This is Starfire and I hereby authorize access.
Painbot: [Retracts it's weapons.] Pain.
Brother Blood: But I was really looking forward to using this. [Pets Painbot.] I spent a lot of time making it.
Painbot: All I know is pain. All I know is pain.
Starfire: We do not like the torture.
Raven: Yeah, that looks super uncomfortable.
Robin: Besides, you still need Beast Boy's and Cyborg's authorization too, and they'll never give it up.
Brother Blood: I assure you, they will sing like birds.
Raven: Eh, I kind of doubt it.
Starfire: Not today.
Robin: Trust us.
Brother Blood: Then you underestimate me and this machine.
Painbot: Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain. Pain. Pain. [While Robin talks.] Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
Robin: [To Raven and Starfire.] Good call on the talking.
[At Titans Tower, Cyborg and Beast Boy karaoke.]
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
Beast Boy: [Deep.] Waffles.
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafles.
Beast Boy: Ooh, waffles!
Cyborg: Waffles. Waffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffleess. Waaaaafffflleeess. Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaaafffflleees. Waffles. Waffles. Waaaaafffllee -
Brother Blood: [On the TV screen.] Hello Cyborg. Beast Boy. I have some unfortunate news. I've captured your friends and if you don't surrender immediately, you'll never see them alive again.
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Indee - Wait, what did you just say?
Cyborg: Waffles! Waffles!
Brother Blood: [Tapping on screen.] Am I coming through clearly? You understand I am making a serious threat, right?
Beast Boy: [Nodding.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
Brother Blood: You're messing with me now, aren't you?
Cyborg: Waffles.
Brother Blood: Look, you know where to find me, and don't try anything foolish because I've prepared for every possible contingency! [Screen turns off.]
Cyborg: Waffles! [Pounds fists.]
Beast Boy: Waffles! Waffles!
Cyborg: [He and Beast Boy run into the elevator. At the warehouses, He scans for the correct one.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles.
Beast Boy: Waffles. [He and Cyborg navigate stealthily to the warehouse. They stand behind a crate.] Waffles.
Cyborg: [Behind a crate.] Waffles.
Beast Boy: [Jumping onto a box.] Waffles.
Cyborg: [Behind a lamppost.] Waffles.
Beast Boy: and Cyborg: [Enter the warehouse.] Waffles!
Raven: I am really impressed at your commitment to this game.
Brother Blood: [On the railing.] Glad you can join our little party.
Cyborg: Waffles! [Shoots a sonic blast which Brother Blood spots with telepathy. He returns the attack to the duo, but they jump over the attack.] Waffles. Waffles. Waffles. [Shoots three more blasts at Brother Blood who swiftly dodges each of them before summoning Painbot.]
Painbot: [Strolls up to Beast Boy and Cyborg.] Pain. [Summons weapons.] Pain.
Cyborg: [Looking at Beast Boy.] Waffles. Waffles.
[Beast Boy and Cyborg are strapped to platforms.]
Brother Blood: Your fellow Titans have already given up their voice recognition codes. If you want to save them, you'd do the same. [Lowers mics.]
Beast Boy: Waffles.
Brother Blood: Last chance.
Painbot: Pain.
Beast Boy: Waffles!
Cyborg: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Okay, stop saying that! It's getting very irritating and it's not funny at all! [Presses button.]
Painbot: Pain. Pain. [Summons circular saw to slice Beast Boy.]
Beast Boy: Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Painbot: [Starfire and Raven look away.] Pain. [Summons flamethrower.] Pain.
Cyborg: Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Starfire: I cannot bear to watch!
Brother Blood: Ready to talk?
Beast Boy: [Weakly.] Waffles.
Brother Blood: Stop saying waffles!
Beast Boy: Waffles.
[Brother Blood presses button on his remote.]
Painbot: All I know is pain! [Summons weapons to torture Beast Boy and Cyborg.]
Beast Boy: [Pounded by hammer.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Cyborg: [Drilled by multiple drills.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
Beast Boy: [Shot by flames.] Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Beast Boy and Cyborg: [Beast Boy is torched and Cyborg is electrocuted.] Waaaaaaaaaaafffflleeeessss!
[Brother Blood holds hands to his ears.]
Cyborg: [Electrocuted.] Waaaffflees! Waffles! Waaaafffleees!
Robin: [Cringing alongside Raven and Starfire.] I think I have an idea.
Raven: [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Does it involve waffles?
Robin: [As Beast Boy and Cyborg scream waffles.] Exactly. Brother Blood may think he's prepared for every possible contingency but you can't prepare for Cyborg and Beast Boy's stupid games.
Brother Blood: Please tell your friends to just give me their voice codes. I mean, don't tell me you're not annoyed too.
Robin: Waffles!
Brother Blood: Oh, come on. You now?
Starfire: Waffles!
Raven: Waffles!
Brother Blood: It's not funny!
Robin, Starfire, and Raven: Waffles! Waffles! Waffles!
Brother Blood: CAN'T YOU SEE THIS IS THE STUPIDEST GAME EVER?!
Robin, Starfire, and Raven: [Singing.] Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Waffles, waffles, wa-ffles. Wa-a-a-a-ffles. Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles, waffles!
Brother Blood: [As Robin, Starfire, and Raven finish singing.] Stop it! Stop! [Grunts.] STOP! [Jumps on Painbot.]
Painbot: Pain. Pain. Pain. Pain.
[Painbot and Brother Blood crash through the warehouse door to escape as metal falling rings in the distance.]
Robin, Starfire and Raven: [Singing.] Waffles! Waffles, waffles! Waffles!
Beast Boy: Okay, it's not funny anymore.
Raven: What?
Cyborg: The waffles thing? You guys are so annoying.
Starfire: But, was this not your game?
Beast Boy: [Now as a skeleton due to his injuries.] And you guys ruined it.
Cyborg: [Dismembered due to his injuries.] Thanks a lot. [Head rolls off.]
Raven: [To Robin.] So, how do we get out of this cage?
Robin: Waffles.

Episode ends.

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